Dear Mother Nature:

I don't want to seem unappreciative of what you do for us, but there are some things I need to say to you.

First: Is there a purpose in having a little of all seasons today? I feel like you are indecisive about if you want sun, rain, snow, sleet, hail... If I may be so bold as to say that I wish you would pick one season and go with it. Since I work outside, then it makes my job hard. With the weather changing every 5 or 10 minutes, the kids can't decide if they are going to be nice or naughty.

Second: I am ready for the snow to be gone. It's March; Spring-time. Does there NEED to be more snow? I would like to petition with you to get rain... instead of snow.

Third: Why do we need such cold wind? It really would help a lot if there were no wind - especially on an already cold day. If it's summer time, a wind is awesome; but if you insist to bring us snow, can you leave the wind out?

Fourth: I wonder if our 'snow season' could be only during our winter break? Perhaps the week before Christmas, the week of Christmas, and the week after Christmas? It can snow 12ft if you'd like, but if we can keep the snow to a limited time, that would be awesome!

I have been asked to let you know of other peoples' concerns as well:
One of my friends is "tired of sitting in the snow and wind watching freezing cold ball games".
Another person agrees with my suggestion of snow around the Christmas season.
The kids here would sure love nice weather.
All the people who plant flowers are stressing because the flowers are going to die - please ditch the cold and snow.
Warm weather would really be awesome... Please. It would help get rid of all the sicknesses going around.

Thanks for listening. I hope I didn't make you mad, but I just wanted you to know how I felt about things.